{Strong Bad sits in front of his computer}
STRONG BAD: Checka-checka… E-mail! E-mail!
{Strong Bad double clicks on the email icon, and an email comes up}
EMAIL TEXT (STRONG BAD): Dear Strong Bad, With Free Country USA legalizing gay marriage (That’s right {Strong Bad turns to face the camera, record scratch} we’re going there!) {Strong Bad turns back} what is Strong Badia’s stance on LGBTQIA+ rights? Does Strong Badia have any legislation to handle this sort of thing? What’s the community (co-co-community) like there? Crapfully yours, (trite, overused email closing) Jason Sunderman, S.F., CA ({sarcastic tone} Some Friend, see? Eyy!).